Drop These Jokes Into Your Next Conversation

Drop These Jokes Into Your Next Conversation

Just for Fun...see if you can squeeze these into your next conversation:


  • Explaining puns to kleptomaniacs is difficult because they always take things literally.

  • What’s the best thing about Switzerland? I don’t know, but its flag is a huge plus.

  • I told my doctor that I broke my arm in two places. She told me to stop going to those places.

  • I asked my friend in North Korea what living there is like. He said he couldn’t complain.

  • I was wondering why the Frisbee seemed larger the closer it got. Then it hit me.

  • Have I told you this déjà vu joke before?

  • I didn’t know my husband stole things from construction sites, but when I got home all the signs were there.


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